Not Today Ghost™ Middle Finger Statue
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This little spirit has run out of patience and isn't afraid to show it. Cast in resin with a detailed, hand-finished sculpt, it delivers one clear message to bad vibes, nosy coworkers, and anyone who didn't read the room.
Equal parts gothic and gag gift, it holds up on a desk, a shelf, or a Halloween display all year. The resin is durable enough for daily handling and detailed enough to actually look good doing it.
- Resin, hand-finished sculpt
- Great for desks, shelves, and gifting